even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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