My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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