the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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