i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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