Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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