And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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