I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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