Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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