Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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