her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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