Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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