even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
dude. I can hear the air.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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