i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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