Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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