Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
