are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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