Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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