glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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