You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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