He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
