Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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