yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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