I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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