READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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