omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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