2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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