i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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