I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We are two peas in an std pod
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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