gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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