i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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