your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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