But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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