yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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