Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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