I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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