It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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