none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we made out on top of his cat.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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