So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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