just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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