Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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