Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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