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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.

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(315): View more from New York

dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play

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(956): View more from Texas

He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.

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(217): View more from Illinois

He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.

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