Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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