: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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