have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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