i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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