some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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