Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
