before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
