can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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