brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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