My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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