Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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