Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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