Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
its liver damage thursday
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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